Yeah, what the hell is that? Why have a settings function that forbids you to use it?

Will Smith's next flick is a remake, 'Earf Vs. The Flying Saucers'

What do you mean? What's stopping you?

Yeah, that open relationship stuff was pretty common gossip in LA and Vegas. The version I was always told is they're into partner swapping. Maybe they've run out of people to swap. I hate when that happens.

Yes, it is indeed Tooms. I hope she wears a chastity belt over her liver.

Woo hoo! The new system is here! And I'm the first motherfucker to post! My life is now fulfilled.

HEY!
Leave Katy Perry (and by association, her tits) out of this.

It's Been A While
since I've watched 48 Hours, but I seem to recall a lot of Nolte's and Murphy's dialogue was along the lines of 'go fuck yourself' and 'asshole'. Truly a watershed moment in race relations. Taking Mr. Nolte's lesson to heart, just this afternoon, as I passed by a group of young black men, I…

Oh, I'm sorry, it's Josie Wales MOTOR Sales. How foolish of me.

Hey, you got any good 'deals of the week' over there at Josey Wales Auto Sales?

How the fuck do you know whether Deschanel's show is good or bad, since it hasn't even aired yet? Maybe it'll be great, maybe it will suck like your toothless hooker sister. Or maybe you're fucking prescient. In that case why don't you give us all the winning numbers in the next Powerball drawing.

Hey, that's what Lindsay Lohan has, magic Chinese crabs.

Yeah, if you're going to write snarky crap about a movie plot device it would help if you knew what the fuck you talking about.

Define 'real love', Doc

Someone needs to introduce MoM to a sharp machete