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@ Lovecraft in Brooklyn: Was that double feature a few months ago, at the Chauvel in Sydney? If so, I was at the screening too. I hadn't seen Pink Flamingos before, or any John Waters films, but I'd heard a lot about it. Even with that in mind I was still really shocked by it. I might try out Polyester if I'm ever…

Petrol??
PETROL???

From what I remember, King's story has less to do with the Internet and more to do with a naked man who ate grass after he mowed it

I could tape all of your buns together?

kind of.. of.. *starts weeping openly*

Is that where the bear drives around in the tiny car?

Turkey's no good, I had turkey for lunch

Quick answer to the goths-at-Town-Hall-steps-near-the-QVB question: Yes, they do. Also: in Brisbane they all hang out in front of a Hungry Jacks. It's weird. I have no explanation.

I was always Michelangelo as well, but I later came to the realisation that he wasn't cool so much as goofy. I just thought goofy=cool.
I'm pretty sure Raphael was the coolest, but my brother had him.

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I think what he's trying to say is, "get the bouillabasse"

That reminded me of this time when me and my friends went to go see Radiohead, and my friend's housemate couldn't come and he was really bummed. He thought scraping off the sparker coating from a bunch of sparklers and lighting it would be exciting, so he did that, but ended up destroying an ashtray and burning a hole…

Yeah, that episode was retarde—..

Sorry if I'm repeating things people have already said, which I tend to do sometimes:

Does this mean the Dandy Warhols are free to cover Blackbird?

Maybe they should have lowered the price to "Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollar Baby"!!

To be fair, Buck-toothed Girl, that was probably more because of the frightening/pornographic verse you were writing to her.

I think C.H.O.M.P.S. suffers from what we in the soft sciences call Olive Garden Disorder, or "O.G. Disorder"

TROUBLED?!?!
Dammit! That fact would be useful if I was still masturbating to horror movies.