Anyone remember that Roseanne episode when her family was picked to be a Nielsen Family, and the Nielsen guy was like "yeah, we need to get data from families like *yours*", and Roseanne got all huffy and forced everyone to watch classy shows the whole week instead of football and that, just to stick it to the Nielsen…

When I see five weirdos, dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy!

Adam Sandler might want to avoid rumours that he is attracted to Mall Cops

*sigh*

Hmm.. my only knowledge of Tom Waits is Nighthawks At The Diner and Blue Valentines, from an old cassette my dad used to have. And I really liked them both. Guess I should go check out some of his essentials..

I hope you're all kidd(ney)ing

Do you get to see Alyssa Milano's clocktower in the Mr Skin free sample?

I've also heard that Ted Danson anonymously donates to many charities.

Remember when Stallone didn't know how to use the three seashells so he cursed a bunch of times and wiped his butt with the anti-swearing tickets he got? That was funny. I wish there were more scenes where Stallone is getting fucked around by something in the future he wasn't used to, and then he solves his problem by…

Haha! The Legend Of The Dog-Faced Woman!

Is the no tail local??

I've just started re-reading Half Blood Prince to refresh my memory before the movie. I'm up to the part where Harry is using the book in Potions for the first time. It's awesome.

I'm fairly sure that I didn't enjoy that scene from the first one where Ben Stiller is fighting a monkey, but for some reason I really want to see it again.

My dips are gonna be way past their expiration date

I don't think I've EVER heard a Dave Matthews Band song. But I have been so aware of the enormous hate, that when I met someone who said that they liked them, I was put off. I wish I wasn't like that.

Seconded. I even enjoy his walk-outs. The man who was Dignan can do no wrong in my eyes.

Continuing the music trend: I'll see your Beck, and raise you a Morrissey.

In the bath, he'd be Tub

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I agree, but I should say I saw the remake first at a cinema, whereas I saw the original second, on dvd. Might have taken something out of it.