Natalie Portman walks out of the comment board.

Steve Austin, the Bionic Redneck. And that's the bottom line.

Yes you most certainly may!

I certainly was not!

Doc Worm!

You don't understand. It's a push-button system. The executives push a button and they can see through the television to perform a hand count of viewers.

I said nothing untoward about the man. Even said it was sad. I'm awesome in hindsight.

He has very funny things to say about Frogger.

That's a swerve. Sean's going full-on Vince Russo in the Newswire.

No, groove is in the heart. Rhythm is in the backseat.

You're thinking of Dave Sim and Jeff Smith.

Usually I can at least respect the stupid hate ^ brings to the table, but "gaffots" is never going to work. Stop that shit. Might as well use smegheads. It's just as tough sounding.

I caught Seconds on TMC or some such channel years ago back before I started making a habit of watching the classics. It knocked my shit around. We talk about spoilers a lot around here, but I'm glad I knew nothing about it going in.

So does My Year of Fops read the newspaper? Anyone got a guess?

Wouldn't comparisons to Social Network be a good thing?

It's the DIEfecta!

C'mon with that!
You can't just throw around the word "topless" haphazardly. It carries a promise, a sacred vow. It promises boobies. Otherwise, I approve of torturing beard guy for our amusement. Really, it's what they should have been doing from the start.

It's the truth that they all look for
The one thing they must keep alive
Does the Hulk survive?
Does the Hulk survive?

I recently read through a bunch of the 90s X-titles after having read Astonishing and I couldn't believe how poorly the whole almost-a-decade-long Legacy Virus subplot was handled. Big introduction at the end of a crossover followed by a long, maddeningly inconsistent hanging thread. And then they remember that Moira…

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