I want to fuck Alison Brie about 57%. At least.

And this is why we can't have nice things or video game discussions.

Yeah, go with Jingoism. I'll be damned if I consider Canadians a race.

"Literally" isn't widely accepted as any such thing. You want to make that argument about "peruse" or "nonplussed", fine. But "literally" still has a fixed meaning in most usage, and it isn't as an intensifier.

The first two years are killer (I got the hardcovers). I can't speak for anything later than that. I've heard it kept up the quality.

The cartoon came first. Then the old-timey movie serieals. Then the toyline. Then the comics. Then the theme park. Then the hentai. Then the novelty Monopoly set. Then the lacrosse team. Then the Disney show about a downtrodden bunch of misfit kids teaming up and winning a tournament through sheer force of heart and…

Oh, but you'll miss the TV announcers. I wonder if they'll call it Moss Bowl. I can't wait to hit mute.

Why am I obsessed with Santonio Holmes' dong? I DON'T KNOW!

I gather most people would catch on to that when they bought it on DVD.

Can't a man like big'uns?

Nerdist on the View
When Chris Hardwick was on The View he showed some pics from Awkward Family Photos (among other bits of web comedy) and the ladies were less than amused. Horrified is more like it. Make of that what you will.

I think the song was meant to mimic Gouge Away. I don't really hear it but I definitely hear the Boston riff.

Whereof one cannot speak, one must pass over in silence.

His lunchbox contains promax bars and muscle milk
That is some sick musculature for a kid that young. That middle-schooler is ripped!

Team PT!

What is your deal? Why does twitter get your panties in such a bunch?

Yeah, just get the paperback collections. I think his run on Astonishing X-Men is a tad overrated, but they're still damned good comics.

See, I always had trouble with the weltschmerz. I'm always reminded of my own shortcomings when I have to look at one in my textbook.

He really puts that pizza down
If anyone wants a taste of what "motion comics" amount to, enjoy this: http://www.comicsalliance.c…

Too soon.