It was all a dream
Used to read Onion magazine

Currently 2 people like that that guy doesn't get jokes

I knew you all despised one another. Every Inventory is a crossfire of psychosexual passive aggression if you read between the lines. Which. I. do.

Now we know the real reason Keith, Steve, & Scott left. For years they had been dreading the day this band would reunite, ensuring a resumption of Kyle Ryan's yammering. That day has come.

I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying

I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying

Spoiler Warning

Spoiler Warning

I judder in the morning, judder in the evening, judder at suppertime

I judder in the morning, judder in the evening, judder at suppertime

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

gesundheit

gesundheit

So far so good. This thread is a winner.

So far so good. This thread is a winner.

All I know is, there were rumors he was into field hockey players. There were rumors.

All I know is, there were rumors he was into field hockey players. There were rumors.

The Jesus is on the hunt

The Jesus is on the hunt