Rock-solid analogy.

Rock-solid analogy.

Do it. If they don't notice their TV looks awful now, they surely won't notice if you fix it to look like it should.

Do it. If they don't notice their TV looks awful now, they surely won't notice if you fix it to look like it should.

Ha! I actually got a variation on "Is the unit plugged in?" The customer-support rep wanted me to unplug the TV from the power strip and plug it directly into the wall. After a while, I just told him my baby was crying and went back to solving the problem via Internet posts.

Ha! I actually got a variation on "Is the unit plugged in?" The customer-support rep wanted me to unplug the TV from the power strip and plug it directly into the wall. After a while, I just told him my baby was crying and went back to solving the problem via Internet posts.

Those are the same ones who install incredible home theater systems to project their copy of SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL.

Those are the same ones who install incredible home theater systems to project their copy of SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL.

If you take nothing else away from this piece, please follow my friend Bryant's advice and turn OFF all enhancements on your TV. "Motion-smoothing" goes under many different names depending on the manufacturer—mine was "Cinemotion," which is a horrible fucking insult to cinema—but once you knock it out, sanity will be…

If you take nothing else away from this piece, please follow my friend Bryant's advice and turn OFF all enhancements on your TV. "Motion-smoothing" goes under many different names depending on the manufacturer—mine was "Cinemotion," which is a horrible fucking insult to cinema—but once you knock it out, sanity will be…

And you gave it an "A"! Cool. (I think they did a great job with the packaging. This is honestly the biggest feather in my cap ever.)

I can dig it.

I can dig it.

I haven't seen several myself, including HISTOIRE(S), which I just dug out from a pile of DVDs. It was quietly released via the great Olive Films and I'm may knock it out as a late-summer project. If I can catch up on ABC's "Revenge" an hour at a time, I surely have a few hours I can devote to Godard.

I haven't seen several myself, including HISTOIRE(S), which I just dug out from a pile of DVDs. It was quietly released via the great Olive Films and I'm may knock it out as a late-summer project. If I can catch up on ABC's "Revenge" an hour at a time, I surely have a few hours I can devote to Godard.

My reaction to this: Thank you!… Oof, sorry to hear that… Thank you again!

My reaction to this: Thank you!… Oof, sorry to hear that… Thank you again!

That is the dog whistle I'm blowing with this review.

That is the dog whistle I'm blowing with this review.

I get it. It's about boobs, right?