There are worse things to eat everywhere, but I have a horrible compulsion to try whatever new, gross thing the drive-thru is offering to me at 2:30 a.m. That will never happen with this ridiculousness.

Jesus
As Nabin described each of the stages of the Double Down, my tummy got more and more upset. I was feeling it along with him! Bavura writing performance. Now I never have to eat one of these should it become available in FW.

The roleplaying sucked, but I like to think of it as being the fact that 18 year olds probably aren't very good at roleplaying. You know, they just want to get right to the sex part. So impatient. "My glass is dirty!" "Oh how can I make it up to you?" make out make out make out. Realism points.

I have never even met, let alone seen anyone famous. I work at a museum and sometimes Texan celebrities come visit. Once I saw the back on Bill Paxton's head as he was leaving the gift shop with the museum's curator. And the Wilson brothers came in on a day I didn't work.

Death Race is probably my least favorite Jason Statham movie, but I don't know if I would call it 75% boring. Maybe closer to 50%? It also had Liu Kang and Ian McShane in it. That's worth something.

I'll wait for the DVD
Then I can show it in a double-feature with Death Race.

We went to the Clubhouse once and brainstormed terrible lapdance/pole dance songs all the way there. "Dead and Bloated" by STP was the best I came up with AND YES, a girl danced to it at the club. My favorite awful strip club song was suggested by my friend, however, and it was "Tears in Heaven." Sadly, no one danced…

We had a pretty good time with the aid of our friend Shiner Bock. I needed it to help me contain my feminist rage. RPattz and KStew looked like they were having the worst time out of any of us, though.

Pinkerton is the best, though.

The Moar You Know
Unless it is produced in the Champagne region of France, it is not champagne, it's sparkling wine. I believe that's a relatively new rule.

SO
Gonna have to buy this game and some video system that I can play it on, since the most recent system I own is a PS2 (well I have a DS). That official trailer really is pretty fucking amazing.

Yay, a Dallas date!
And I will be here and have money to attend.

Welcome to my daily lexicon
"Not in my wild-cocksucking-est dreams," make yourself at home here.

Yesss they're going to be at ACL, but they're also coming to Dallas on June 15th or 16th. I'll be working out of town but I am going to beg for the night off. I too will have to practice my "Woooooo"-ing

I am broke as shit
But I am gonna sell stuff at Half-Priced Books so I can go seem them at the Granada next Tuesday. I haven't heard this yet but as the comments seem more positive than the review I'm kind of excited. Although no song could really match "Sleepyhead" on Chunk of Change either, still totally enjoyable.…

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! There's so much potential there. People love watching drunk/high assholes get into drunken/high shenanigans. Here is one of my personal favorites this week:

Somebody with access to a computer and printer that can spit out an authentic looking press badge, maybe?

New career goals:
Be a rep for a candy company.
Or work in journalism so that I can go to this expo

Oh Bender. How many times have I said, "I don't have to drink. I can quit any time I want to!" (It is a lot.

Oh man Powerthirst. That is like 90 seconds of pure quotability. I also like to sing the "Hey Africa" song whenever there is an opening (not often).