I didn't even know that stuff existed. Humans eat some crazy disgusting shit.

You can't win an argument just by being right!

Say what you will, but I'd eat a deep-fried Mars bar like nobody's business. Sadly, I don't plan on going to Scotland for the foreseeable future.

Why be so heartless and trample on SNIFFF's dreams telling him so bluntly about that mayo thing? Let the man enjoy what he bought! Who cares it's not exactly the real deal if it does the trick.

This wasn't nice of me, but I laughed like crazy reading that. The things we have to do sometimes.

Surely I'm not the only one that thinks these Teletubbies are the creepiest fucking things in the world.

I think that works better if it's about menstruation. More gruesome.

Look at his face. He doesn't strike me as the most intelligent guy out there.

Of course they will, it's not like they have anything better lined up. I hope Cillian Murphy will not get bogged down in it though.

Fans of Daft Punk.

I skipped a row there, and I read that Chris Cooper will fall in love with Franco's character, and I thought, ''good, another chance for James Franco to come out of the closet already''. Sadly, I'm wrong.

In completely unrelated and personal stuff, Google decided to go Chinese tonight on me and use only Chinese characters. What the fuck is happening? Am I having a communist hacking nightmare…again?

If you're a psychopath.

The existence of One Direction is justified by that interview they did with Graham Norton that allowed Ian McKellen to have the time of his life flirting with these pretty boys.

Where?

Are you talking about my mocking of the objectifying of women which then was followed by my swift objectifying of men? We took it for thousands of years, you can handle it for a while.

I love her, she's great, and you can shut your freak monkey-bird face up.

It looks like a cross between Bette Midler and Chucky to me.

Well, the two Chrises are not far from that achievement.

And the women can have unnaturally large boobs and minuscule waists that make the superhero world go round.