Congratulations on somehow being worse than David Brooks.

There's a (really delicious) restaurant by me that has a challenge where you eat two bigass burgers, fries, mac & cheese, and a milkshake in a hour and it's free. I toyed with the idea of trying it once and then I came to my senses.

" I rolled up to the remaining dude and said I was sorry he had to go through that and then tried to explain how intersectionality works"

Pretty sure Nuremberg established quite clearly that "just following orders" isn't a defense, even if you're the guy at the top.

Savage Love thread is that-a-way.

"Good guy", "war criminal", what's the difference?

Obviously not, because that dog was tortured to death by David Huckabee.

Is is better than Cars 2? I really hated that one, so much weird violence for a kid's movie.

Reese's Peces?

Now that's a good choice. Pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming…

I strongly agree with this take, but I also haven't revisited World's End, and Adams's analysis makes me wonder if I watched it now that I'm older, I might like World's end more than I do.

Sponge - Plowed, which I guess isn't even their biggest hit (Molly is) but I don't care. Plowed is 90s grunge for me.

"Wealth is a red herring. It deflects from the issues and completely ignores that media companies can afford representation that average person can't dream of. Thiel's participation or lack thereof changes nothing. Bizarro Thiel financing a suit against some site that the other side hates (science.com, maybe?) may not…

Ethics be damned.

You're still not generating anything original - you're just parroting my own stuff back to me. Stop spending so much time among the pepes and get out into the real world. You'll form your own ideas and you'll probably be happier, but at the very least you'll be a real boy.

It must be extremely soothing to have the internet connected open mic in your house respond to random stimuli.

The broest broheim that ever broed. Broseidon, Lord of the Broceans.

fucking lol, "u mad" + "so much for the tolerant left." Do you have any original opinions at all or do you just regurgitate shit you've seen other morons post online? Also big fan of you being like "uh yeah I've totally been discriminated against but I'm too big a man to complain about it." Side note: I am a fellow…

HURF I DON'T SEE GENDER GUYS. Shut the fuck up, honestly. You're not clever or interesting. I'm gonna go way the fuck out on a limb and say you're a mediocre white male in the 20-35 age bracket who's never had to face any kind of systemic discrimination?

The line is something like "They buried Malcolm the next morning." It's not at all ambiguous.