Shit, I totally forgot that Ambrose Bierce is the true master. Good call. Now he's going to show up at my house.

They did a reunion show last year, so in theory the hatchet was buried.

So they ripped off the original end of The Descent?

- cokebabies
— Michael Scott

Same, except I read Carl Barks' comics with my daughters. So, get on my level, I guess (but not really).

I won't even bother watching them because the first movie bored me on all possible levels. It's because you don't care about what's happening to the people. (insert RLM takes on story vs special effects).

Dat foreign market, baby.
http://www.boxofficemojo.co…

Budget$237 million[3]
$9 million+ (re-release)[4]

Still got time, baby!

I would put "Well that hit the spot" from Running Man as the best one.

I like this idea, except that Cera could not hold a candle to Bud Abbott. Not that Cera's bad - Abbott was amazing.

Cut to the AV Club gnashing its teeth and tearing its hair because it's not living up to Ultra Glow's standards.

How stupid of artists not to make art that pleases their benefactors!

Ok, that's my experience exactly. Last night I did the Horseman mission where you kill War, Famine, and Pestilence. It was…fine? I can't remember the last time a quest was a challenge, by which I mean I walk out with less than 10 stimpacks to spare.

I got way into Fallout Shelter, but I think I've kind of burned through everything. The quests are mildly fun, but base management is over now (I have everything I need and I'm going to hit a real problem when my dwellers are all maxed on stats and I have nothing for them to do). I guess I could micromanage…

Congratulations on blowing your first COCK.

I mean I get why fire fighters kind of have to flex and i suppose deserve to, but what the fuck, dude? Kind of out of the blue.

Summer is the best. Less TV to keep up with, nice weather to sit outside and drink a beer and read.

I would argue that the Democrats running possibly the worst campaign since Walter Mondale might be a problem as well. They need to get their fucking shit together. Did you see Biden organized a PAC? I love Uncle Joe as a joke but please can we not run an old-ass white man who won't turn out voters?

I believe the birth rate of new suckers has been shown to be one per minute.