I'm ignoring the v and thinking of it as "coh-fee-fee."

Congratulations on your snark victory.

Fuck, you're totally right. I'm a dumb moron. I conflated it with "I wanna dip my balls in it."

A reference is being made to a sketch from the comedy show "The State."

"Huh, even if they're just doing an honest imitation for storytelling purposes (not that that's what was happening here with Foxx)? That is really bizarre to me."

I really enjoyed Alan Wake when I played it years ago, but it's definitely a game I never felt compelled to return to. Also, you quit your job so you can work on your house?

I enjoy playing Lego games with my daughter, but Lego Star Wars is a challenge because they hadn't sorted out letting two players be in different parts of the map. It has a massive impact on co-op to the point of making it not fun.

I definitely think The Operators is smarmy, but I have no trouble believing that McChrystal and his staff were exactly as reckless and macho as they are portrayed.

*packs Hannity into a box the size of a minifridge*

Apparently 7 in 10 Montana voters have already voted via absentee ballot, so this is unlikely to have any actual impact.

Knock him out the box, Luke.

Shut the fuck up.

Coherent.

I was catching up on the most recent few episodes of the show recently and saved the one about Terry and the racist cop to show my wife. When rewatching it with her I realized I had missed some jokes because I was laughing about previous jokes.

Palahniuk's whole little self-congratulatory note about people fainting during live readings of that story was so infuriating. "Ha, I'm so shocking!"

Sure, but by that same logic I'm terrified of vaginas, since the idea of putting my entire body into the vagina of an elephant is horrifying.

I know this is a joke but:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

It's not always in my head, but whenever I whistle, it's Whistle-Stop from Disney's Robin Hood.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

After reading his wikipedia page: how is Flag-Smasher a villain? His ethos is literally "artificial divisions of humanity are bad!" He's just John Lennon's "Imagine" made into a comic book character.

So you can have something different to regret?