Don't sweat it, dude. I probably put that many hours into TF2 back in Obama's first term.

Is this a joke I'm not getting?

I read the article and thought "Wait, what MCU movie was he in?" I saw Dr Strange and completely forgot about it.

To be fair, he did NOT say it was an Irish proverb. He said it was a proverb that he was reminded of by looking at his Irish friends. He's still a fucking dummy.

Best burns since the roasting of @fart's shoes. A couple of these feel like nods to those (the Baz Lurhmann one in particular).

I wanted one of these after reading Donaldson's Gap series, with all it's talk of "subvocalizing."

This is a honeypot by the Secret Service, isn't it?

I don't. The last movie he was in that I saw was "Reign Over Me." The last movie of his I saw was Big Daddy.

Congratulations on your long life as well as your embrace of technology not normally associated with those of your generation!

To be fair, she did two more columns after it ended. Granted, one of them was a postscript to the column defending its existence, and the other was a plug for her TV show, but…the end, I guess?

He has total control over every aspect of the movies. If he's funnier than the movies he makes, then he shouldn't make movies.

A take so misguided and wrong that only the AV Club's terrible new comment system can keep it from being dogpiled.

Stop making people do extra work, just provide the link!
http://www.rogerebert.com/r…

Be warned, there are a couple of actual spiders that crawl out of geodes and get smashed (offscreen), and then a hilarious puppet spider.

His grandma daughter.

Sometimes you only have 20 minutes and you just want some jokes. I've seen Space Mutiny dozens of times, I don't need to watch the whole thing.

Link them, you tease!

The Canada one from Final Sacrifice.

For me the differentiator of Heinz is the texture, not the flavor. Store brand ketchup is thinner than Heinz.

Maybe the clear plastic in the jeans are the death panels.