To be fair, his character in that is yuppie scum, so maybe Will felt it was covered.

In a cave, on Mars, with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears.

Love for Deadlands.

I dunno - when I graduated elementary school in '91, we sang "God Bless the USA (I'm Proud to be an American)" because of Gulf War 1. I feel like I might win.

Doesn't the mom yell at him about spiders in the shampoo?

But that's what's good. It ended while it was still amazing. It didn't peter out and disappoint us all.

Did you just refer to Alan Ruck as "the dude from Ferris Bueller?" Do you not know the Tales of Ruck?

My objection to the central premise of this article is that Crichton wrote the screenplay as well (with David Koepp, whose resume is a bit of a mixed bag). The article makes it seem like Spielberg is the sole force behind the movie. While I agree he's known for being involved in all the details of a movie, to assign…

Bethesda is owned by ZeniMax, same as iD.

I have Lullaby out from the library and I have been anxious about picking it up because A) I have kids now and B) I haven't enjoyed Palahniuk in a while. I read Snuff 8 years ago and stopped reading him. Then I read Fight Club (for the first time, I had read pretty much everything except that) a few weeks back and it…

So you're suggested he's infectious human waste? (It took me way too long to spot that reference)

I'm also old and my voice is starting to give out.

Almost all the commentary tracks are great. The ones with West and DiMaggio are generally amazing. The one that always sticks in my head is The Honking, when West describes Bender's panicked babbling to DiMaggio as "my favorite stuff you do."

You old.

I was hesitant to see it because I have lost my taste for brutality and I remembered the original trilogy being really harsh. I read some reviews that convinced me it wasn't going to be unpleasant, and so I went to see it. It's possible that's keeping people away.

Man, now I want to dig out my GameCube and play through Eternal Darkness again.

"Your honor, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients."

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch?

Got me right in the comedy sweet spot.

Finished story mode of Shadow of Mordor last weekend as planned. Last mission was decidedly anticlimactic, but I think that's a side effect of having done enough of the side missions to power up. I only lost one of my warchiefs in the battles leading up to the Hand, and the Hand was a joke. This weekend I might try to…