I'm pretty sure the terrorists weren't traveling in First Class.

Because he's got a sick sense of humor. Which is why I'm sorta surprised they've never thrown "Blasphemous Rumours" into the mix.

That car crash in FD2 was pretty much a genre masterpiece, although what followed wasn't very good. Nice punchline, though.

ZOMBIELAND was a mess…
…so it doesn't surprise me that this is more of a mess. Because how can you screw up a zomedy? Well, other than not being funny. Or scary. Or interesting.

Compromise. Every time you come back from Wal-Mart with groceries, she has to toss your salad.

I'm surprised "Action" wasn't mentioned, myself.

I dunno…seems like they'd be so busy separating the brown M&Ms from the rest that they'd never really get around to those safety precautions. 'Cause who'd actually notice that when they're howling over finding a brown M&M in the mix?

John Waters

Y'know, I enjoyed him in anything I've seen him in, right up until The Walking Dead…

I didn't make it any farther than the dude hauling the chick off of the train in the middle of Nowhere, Mexico. As giant monsters are running around. As a fan of horror films, I've seen some pretty stupid moves, but I wasn't gonna go with that one.

I like Barb Wire. If nothing else, you have to admire the deranged vision someone had of remaking Casablanca…with Pamela Anderson as Rick Blaine. In pleather.

As far as timeliness, listening to Hicks go off on the Iraq War (then called the Golf War) is pretty disconcerting. What with the overlap of Bushes.

"Rampage" — his new movie — is actually pretty good.
I mean, it's pretty much a more serious take on "Postal" (some dude suits up and goes on a killing spree), but there's some interesting stuff at work in it. It's not anything like you'd expect from the dude that did "BloodRayne".

Too bad it didn't strike before he made that abomination.

Is Milla Still Sportin' the CGI Make-up?
Loved the first RE movie (suck it, haters), but by the time she hit UltraViolet, the CGI pancake was getting sorta sad.

I Wonder…
… if he'll start covering video games?

FWIW…
… if Tasha was sitting next to Tobias during "Scott Pilgrim" and was warmer to it, why not hand over the review to her? Any chump can write a negative review. It's fun, a lot of times.

Between "The Expendables" and "Scott Pilgram"…
… I'd say that the latter is the clear winner.

Prophecy
The poster definitely promises more than is delivered (I mean, with Robert Foxworth and Talia Shire as the romantic leads there's definitely gonna be a fun vacuum there), but it's still a kick anyway. Hell, it's tagline was "The Monster Movie."

Brad Pitt vs. the Book
Essentially, the script combines the narrator with a few of the vignettes of the books. Like the whole Canadian adventure. Personally, I don't think it works. But then, who the hell am I?