This piece of tedium makes Battlefield: Earth look like 2001: a Space Odyssey, IMAX bait made solely for mouthbreathers and stoners..

Now you've done it. I'm compelled to sit through this now.

"Okay, guys…everyone to the makeup tent. We're changing the villains to zombies and calling this RED DAWN OF THE DEAD. Get it? Get it?"

"Okay, guys…everyone to the makeup tent. We're changing the villains to zombies and calling this RED DAWN OF THE DEAD. Get it? Get it?"

Michonne's an idiot. She's been antagonistic from the moment she arrived in the town and her continued game of playing master detective to the Guv rather than just fade back and observe makes no tactical sense for someone that survives on their wits.

Michonne's an idiot. She's been antagonistic from the moment she arrived in the town and her continued game of playing master detective to the Guv rather than just fade back and observe makes no tactical sense for someone that survives on their wits.

It's never a good sign when Tobias gives a horror movie a good rating. And this puppy isn't even near being a good horror movie. It's boring, derivative and ludicrous without a moment of entertaining. It looks nice, though.

It's never a good sign when Tobias gives a horror movie a good rating. And this puppy isn't even near being a good horror movie. It's boring, derivative and ludicrous without a moment of entertaining. It looks nice, though.

Please do not let Tobias review any more horror films. Please? The man just ain't equipped…his C+ is way too generous. Seriously way too generous.

Please do not let Tobias review any more horror films. Please? The man just ain't equipped…his C+ is way too generous. Seriously way too generous.

There's also a teenager.

There's also a teenager.

“big holla to Jesse Eisenberg”

“big holla to Jesse Eisenberg”

Even the coda where Sturgess is recruiting Obama in a Washington bar?

Even the coda where Sturgess is recruiting Obama in a Washington bar?

Easily my favorite episode. The one thing that always threw me though…is Elam in blackface?

@Refurb: So it is. A lost found footage film. Now all they have to do is find it again…

Well, it does bring it full circle, considering Cannibal Holocaust was the first found footage horror film. So now that the circle is closed, can we please give it a rest?

That's why I said I was pretty sure…now I know better.