What's funny is…
… is that this dude is just some sadsack douche who went out on some anonymous podunk stage and passed off someone else's material as his own. But Oswalt seems to be getting more than a little enjoyment out of this.

"It's not just how often I disagree with him (a lot), it's that I find his writing to be incredibly simple and boring. His sentences are on a the level of a high school book report."

Whatever you do, don't…
bypass the "…female musicians to doff their tops in videos for the sake of their art" comment and think Susan Boyle doing the same thing.

GRINDHOUSE was a great idea…
… that drowned in two filmmakers to in love with their vision (although I really like both of them). Now, then…

I thought it was Sidney Sheldon?

I hated that line.

It's pre-fab cult, which cancels it out.

I'd love to read "Off the Road"
The same characters fifty years later.

Haven't followed music in the last decade…
… but it doesn't look like I've been missing anything. Although that dude at 3:13 was hilarious. Sounded like he was being fed feet-first into a meat grinder..

I was a metalhead in high school that shifted into punk in college. Cruised out on goth. People don't always dress to the music they listen to, and I suppose fictional characters get the same leeway.

That explains why they're sitting out the Super Bowl.

They'll go with Tim Curry or Eddie Izzard. Whoever works cheaper.

It became cool to hate John Landis after he got Vic Morrow and a couple of kids killed on the set of "Twilight Zone: The Movie"… well, not cool but sorta required. Whether he was technically responsible for the deaths is arguable, but it was his set.

Judd Apatow
No interest in checking 'em out, but you just can't blow 'em off without checking (especially since it was the harbinger of what multiplex comedy was to become).

If you enjoyed Avatar, I feel bad for you, bering. Whatever the hell that is.

I'd disagree… I thought that Undead had a funky energy and WTF approach to narrative that comes with creative folks filming with no budget. Daybreakers seemed that given a decent budget, the bros' creativity was sucked dry.

Pretty sure I'm not interesting in 11-foot tall blue things knockin' uglies. But it's nice that Cameron is thinking of that lucrative cosplay/furrie demographic.

That McElderberry dude…
… sounds like a real twit. Like he's trying too hard to wholesome… which means he's most likely up to some very, very evil shit when no one's looking.

There was a call for both paramedics and cops. I think the cops were dessert.

Frances Bean is 17 now?
Damn…