Once I realized in the 2nd act that the writers/actors/directors didn't give a shit at all about the story it was actually enjoyable. Not that I'll ever watch it again, but at least they were self aware.

Laslo VII wins this thread for an obscure reference to the Shatner GQ interview.

Bobcat Goldthwait's riveting expose of Digable Planets was eclipsed only by Tom Selleck's no-holds barred, embedded field report of 3rd Bass.

John Malkovich actually found a portal into James Franco's head and is pulling levers/turning knobs like a madman!

Udo Kier better be in that Nazi movie.

I wanna be a kennedy
I wanna be a big heartbreaker
live fast and for real
and you can follow it in the papers

I had a crippling addiction to Defender on my ColecoVision. That's how you get the job done!

They ain't ready for the Knot's, baby.

This warped-80s-rehash shit has to stop, or I need to resume my cocaine habit.

Coppola shotgunned a 4Loko and drunk dialed Kilmer. Now, we get a masterpiece!

Does anyone know how to get hipster bile out of wool?

Nice one @ miller

Oddly placed on a couch of a former klepto/alcoholic (former & future lovers).

If it weren't for being scared shitless at films as a kid I wouldn't seek out Cronenburg/Lynch as I got older. I say we grab that kid by the tails on his waistcoat & Clockwork Orange his ass with old Carpenter films.

Master Yeancy Willthrup, of the Shedshire estate

I actually saw Saw 4 or something in theaters & a good 5-10 people ran out in the opening minutes. Guessing that's what this marketing is for, 'can you suffer through this exhausted torture porn while we milk your fatass for more lunch money?!'.

Back in my day I got a hot banger in the mouth for crying at the TV!

It's as if…awards are given to industry sycophants instead of talent in the trenches! *Gasp*

What sucks is, we never know if the Terrier won the dog show! They worked so hard.

It's a fantastic show when you're stuck on a tarmac for 2 hours breathing your neighbor's farts. Or, on an airplane!