Try setting a laugh track to a horror scene…fucking hilarious.

GRITTY REBOOT?!

…he said, desperately clinging to the worn VHS cover to 'Weekend at Bernie's'.

May the laugh track on your life be permanently muted.

I'd make a cameo on her sitcom, even during sweeps week!

Agreed@DocMem. This Ptolemy plot as outlined above reminds me of RL's Dream.

Just so glad someone else suffered through BlueLight. I want to kick Mosley in the sack for that, then help him up & take him to a steak dinner for the Easy Rawlins stuff.

But they needed to save the budget for Eddie Murphy's triumphant return as…the Riddler!

Chet Haze: Road to Perdissin'

Irrefutably. If hip hop weren't already dead I'd be outraged.

I always hated Missile Command…so clunky. The most inefficient way to defend an 8bit city, in my opinion.

Frogger 2: Unknown Ground

As a kid I suffered chronic nosebleeds due to my raging 8ball/day coke habit. Checked out some Scary Stories from the library & bled all over several pages. Returned it.

Just, fuck it. If everything is going to be a gritty reboot of another fractured moment of my childhood let's go all in & make this NC-17. Maybe I'm just bitter because this film was on my uncle's 'molesting sound shield' playlist, but c'mon fuckers!

"Whiniest screentards in hoodies without the use of Michael Cera."

@Billy that's when he takes the stage before you're called up to accept the award, does 90 minutes of Cosby jokes and pees on the crowd before he leaves right?

What of the plight of the modern celebrity? These days they're forced to endure endless awards shows glorifying infamous-for-nothing skanks to remain relevant.

Full of win, moonchild.

If you're into great vocals get Florence. Saw her at the Mezz loaded on MDMA…was spectacular.

"Some moron brought a cougar to a party & it went berserk."