Trollin hard today!

Say what you want abut 'Blind Fury', but I finished MY popcorn!

I would assume that person is still sitting by their mailbox waiting for Elijah's sandalwood-scented response.

I have not watched a single episode. Only because I know it will be as awesome as people say and I hate waiting for weekly dramas to unfold. But 5 seasons deep I should start, eh?

This Dunham looks like a homelier, less self-confident Anna Paquin yes? /justsayin

Let's hope it doesn't fuckup where SATC did by giving a starving, horsefaced writer a 3BR with no roommates and a millionaire boyfriend who doesn't cheat. Keep it real. Someone needs a secret heroin addiction, already.

Every once in a while, a gimmick post makes me crack a smile. Then it's back to making fetus butter.

Just have him play the lead in 'Crank 3: Ecstacy'd' and let the demographics work their magic.

Aaack! I need more chocolate!

Harkens back to the Channel 101 'House of Cosbys'. Once you see it & spread it, the Cosbython begins…

Not to disregard animal rights, but PETA is really just a publicity seeking outfit that is a safe non-charity. It's a haven for 'activists' that don't want to solve harder problems, but want to sell calendars.

Anybody else doing the 'Cosby Face' at their desk? Or in the unemployment line with your iPhones, hipsters…?

The sister that he married & divorced has come back with their ugly inbred child, thereby tying Eraserhead into the Apatow gambit. Your move, McKay!

Does anyone have an old VHS of Boyfights I can borrow? Preferably with Baby Buster

But every man should be backed by topless women in space helmets.

May your budget be wasted on overacting by Jack Black & underacting by Michael Cera.

Let's get down to brass tacks here…how much for the Apache transvestite?

'Faking' Bad

This doesn't bode well for the gritty 'Willow' reboot I've been working on.

No, you're thinking of Jon Waters' "Season of the Kitsch" due for release this fall.