Yes you will get busted for speeding in Mafia. I usually just ignore it and blast through the city since the cops usually ignore you after chasing you for a bit.

"Oh, won't someone think of the children!"

They sporadically play brief marathons of standup, which these days is *extremely* hit or miss. You'll get Mitch Hedburg directly followed by Carlos Mencia, so it's almost not even worth watching. The new stuff can be really good (Eugene Mirman was on last year and was great), or just bland as hell/unfunny (Rich Vos).

Or a straight flush would win. I can't think of a way to turn that into a euphemism, but it's in there somewhere.

Sadly, it's not released until August 11th.

Why rate it a D+ if it's just meh? Shouldn't Fs and Ds be saved for shitty movies and C for meh? Or did Keith not agree with that assessment?

It depends on your definition of the word 'average'.

Actually, yes we do! I didn't think we did either, as I used it fairly often in the sense of "that dude just kicked me right in the thorax":

Snopes to the rescue!

Missed it by that much.

PLAYTIME'S OVER

How to lose friends and alienate people
I hope it's better than that. I haven't seen it, but it got scathing reviews.

Wow if I'm understanding the premise correctly, this seems like a terrible and [even more] unrealistic House clone.

I might be a couple days late on this, but I feel I should point out that Freedom of Speech only applies to restrictions placed on the government. Private parties are perfectly free to bash the hell out of whoever they want for saying something they don't agree with.

I assumed it was cancer. I'm not sure why they're happy about that, though.

I think the word you're looking for is 'moratorium'. That is all.

If memory serves correctly, Bias is the legendary sweeper of the Norwegian curling team that took the Celtics to victory at the super bowl after getting put in the penalty box for 20 minutes in the first quarter.

So I guess it's appropriate to wish you to die by getting cut in half by a teleporter to an alternate reality dimension?

13th floor?
I'm pretty sure I noticed that the elevator doesn't go to the 13th floor in that building at the end. Anyone else spot that? I might have to rewatch it to confirm…

I'm at work, or I'd check it myself, but have you checked Mr. Skin? He knows all about this subject!