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It worked wonderfully with Clerks, because they kept using the same clip ("why are we walking like this?") but setting it up like it was a different clip every time. I'm still angry with rage that that show was canceled.

I'm one of those idiots who picks tomatoes off of everything, because I always forget to ask for them to be omitted. I'm an idiot.

A show where a main character gets killed off sounds interesting, but the execution would either be:

And all those episodes of Andy Richter Controls the Universe!

Yay?

I swear! There weren't any other replies when I posted that!

Maybe this isn't a firstie? I give people the benefit of the doubt.

How the hell did Michael pull that stunt off with the paper fort?! Darryl had to use a forklift/whatever to move the paper out of the way… and that was from the outside of the fort. Did Michael make the fort with the forklift, then get airlifted into it, Michael Scarn-style?

I kinda figured the receptionist had been primed by Pam before going in to talk to Michael. She didn't seem to be all the surprised by getting fired/not fired.

Hey can I be a part of your mustache club?!

I find it amusing you used the word 'bilge' to describe Boat Trip. Wordplay!

I liked that Jim and David Wallace were both wearing the same colored shirt/tie (blue/dark blue), and Dwight and Stringer were also wearing same-colored shirt/tie (yellow/orange?)

I can attest to the complete disgustingness of ladybugs. When I lived in rural IN, those fuckers came out in droves one year (when they were imported to kill the japanese beetles? I forget) and my whole house was infested. The worst part is how they smell when you kill them. The best way to describe the scent would be

I can personally attest to Axe Bombs. When I lived in the dorms in college, we all went to some random seminar and they gave out free samples of some terrible-smelling body spray like Axe, so of course we decided to Axe Bomb the floor under us.

Phrenology
Evidently no one has picked up on the fact that Kenneth employed phrenology in this episode, so I get to point it out! I can't remember the exact line, but it was when he was referring to Pete and why he shouldn't talk to him about his problems.

I'm a little late to the party, but I want to go on record saying that I've hated him since about 2003, when I was in a vehicle every day that played his god-awful hatemongering radio show. There was no escape and it was terrible.