I've heard good things about Marvin's Room.

I've heard good things about Marvin's Room.

I believe you're thinking of authentic Bulgarian miak. Which, of course, we should all be thinking of from time to time.

I believe you're thinking of authentic Bulgarian miak. Which, of course, we should all be thinking of from time to time.

This is all nonsense. The best possible name for a blizzard is Kaiser Snowze. The best possible name for the storm that follows that one is Snowbayashi.

This is all nonsense. The best possible name for a blizzard is Kaiser Snowze. The best possible name for the storm that follows that one is Snowbayashi.

Oh god… I can't believe it falls to me to do this, 11 hours after the article was posted, but… fine.

Oh god… I can't believe it falls to me to do this, 11 hours after the article was posted, but… fine.

Yeah, but… Frogurt. Not Froyo. Nobody calls it Froyo, especially not Mysterious Vendors of Curiosities.

Yeah, but… Frogurt. Not Froyo. Nobody calls it Froyo, especially not Mysterious Vendors of Curiosities.

@avclub-85f3375756047fba207ce9b85780313b:disqus Yes he does. Wait, I didn't want the argument clinic. Where's abuse?

@avclub-85f3375756047fba207ce9b85780313b:disqus Yes he does. Wait, I didn't want the argument clinic. Where's abuse?

Better than the uniform of the Coldplay Guards.

Better than the uniform of the Coldplay Guards.

I don't remember the name of it, but now I get a weird boner whenever I watch "State Fair."

I don't remember the name of it, but now I get a weird boner whenever I watch "State Fair."

"Movie Tonight" has left me with a perpetual tendency to say "Jocularity!" in a high-pitched voice. What a fine episode.

"Movie Tonight" has left me with a perpetual tendency to say "Jocularity!" in a high-pitched voice. What a fine episode.

The Kwik-e-Mart is really… d'oh!

The Kwik-e-Mart is really… d'oh!