Surely you mean bro-na fides?

MENDOOOOOOZAAAAAA!

Actually I think that's all the possibilities right there, if you throw in Space Ash. 5-ep mini-series, done and dusted.

Yeah. My first thought being… "Poor wolves. Not even a crust of bread."

Honestly, just muddle one or two slices of cucumber in with your Hendrick's and a splash of selzter, and you're golden. Tell me how it goes!

Not Catalina Cruz, apparently. Cash On Delivery, yo.

Not related to this article, but … holy christ, when did ads with sound start existing on the AV Club? Or even better - TWO AT A FREAKING TIME? This is killing me…

So a whole episode of the Sexless Inkeeper? I'm somewhat down with that.

Studs Terkel's stories are always great.

Say what you will about her, but a "Tainted ambrosia salad" is almost assuredly better than an "ambrosial taint salad."

She also loves little Swedes, as anyone who has seen her play the Giant's wife in the Faerie Tale Theater version of Jack and the Beanstalk can tell you.

Still better value than the London Eye.

OK, I read that as "you'll cut your makeup budget by 50% over halving all elves." To which I thought: "Yes, it's going to be mighty costly to cut a bunch of elves in twain. Not to mention clean-up costs."

See, I thought you said "that gritty gender-bending robot in Futurama." And then I thought that Fassbender might play actual Bender in the "Gender Bender" fighting robot role. And then that was the greatest thing I could have imagined all day.

Actually, a solid hundred of those Hitler results refer to the lesser-known brother, Randolph Hitler.

Yeah, no joke. It's definitely a little bit creepy to me, though that's probably because I misheard it the first couple of times. The actual line is, I think, "Big boys don't cry," but I heard it as "Be quiet; stay quiet." Which freaked me out somewhat.

Polio.

Here's something else you might not know about "Jovial" Bob Stine: He wrote the novelization of Spaceballs. True story: http://www.amazon.com/Space…

Malkovich Malkovich!*

Or a really weak cave troll.