"Why not have a little fun?"

I got somethin to say!

Hm.

The first guy I ever brought home for sex — the first guy I fucked under conditions other than total anonymity (yes, that was depressing, it was a different time) — set forth as part of his post-coital pillow talk the theory that the numbers on the back of road signs — which are in fact their model and serial numbers…

This will sound like a whine — honestly, I am not trying to say that anyone in the world owes me a fuck.

Paul Mercurio is in fact straight.

This movie was the only one my rom-com-loving college roommate and I could watch together without grumbling on either side.

In Soviet Russia, national anthem lose erection because of you!

Cher's "Believe"

Professional writers have no real reason to encourage young upstarts to enter the profession - a bit of snippy dismissiveness is natural.

Yeah, "You would have know I was lying if you weren't such an idiot, therefore I'm not at fault," may not be the least sleazebag argument ever…

I was convinced for the longest time that the noises I constantly heard from a roommate's room were porn, and I thought he was the world's most epic wanker.

Eesh.

So at least you're getting touched somehow.

I'm sorry to say I would be very hesitant about sending a kinky kid - hell, ANY kid - to therapy to discuss his sexuality. A shocking number of therapists cannot, cannot, cannot deal.

Gern, she posted the audio on Reddit.

They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails
I say it's all just wind in sails
Are we not Blithering Manchildren?

Western culture is also not totally free of "actual death is an acceptable response to something" - for those who may not have been watching the nightly news much lately.

It should be Pere Argent though, since they're the Frenchies.

I myself find 69 hot as a concept but generally kind of awkward in execution - especially if you're not close to the same height, which must make it still more of a pain for straight couples.