When "Love Story" came out, I was working in a family restaurant, sometimes babysitting the owners' kids. One Sunday afternoon, I was in the closed restaurant with their two girls, plus the girls' two cousins and a friend, all ages 10-11. "Love Story" came on the radio, and all five girls started singing along at…

You mean "Witchboard"?

The Shrike!

Then they won't be rich for long, amirite! *holds up palm, awaits multiple high-fives*

Gerhardstein is one letter away from being a fantastic name for a male Jewish porn star.

I'm sure it worked to demonize them at the time, but in the end, it just made them go down in history as being completely bad-ass and awesome.

So did the contestant answer "political", and Alex say it was correct, and they would have also accepted "social", or something?

I first thought you were referring to Garret Dillahunt, and was just insanely offended that someone would imply that guy had no charisma.

Not "a social animal"? A quick Google shows either political or social is correct.

Were all the contestants winners, though in another, more accurate way, only one was the winner?

There's a male model on the show named Amadeus Serafini? That just barely ticks past ridiculously hateworthy to land on ridiculously awesome.

Wow, my right-wingnut bingo card just burst into flames.

I love a lot of Neil Diamond songs, but he's only eligible for 2nd greatest American songwriter, after Paul Simon.

I miss douchy Ted Mosby.

Anecdote accepted. Snappy comeback not found

I work in a casino,and we take a Title 31 (the Bank Secrecy Act) test about every six months. Yes, if there is a deposit or withdrawal of $10,000 by an individual during any casino day, a form needs to be filled out and sent to Casino Compliance. So not even all at once is necessary, just add up all the deposits or…

Go on….

With Amazon, Walmart, Target and so on announcing they are discontinuing Confederate flag merchandise, I'm not too surprised/depressed by this. A combination of free publicity for the flag, and people buying up merchandise for fear they soon won't be able to get it anywhere.

Well, the idea of Japanese rednecks does sound pretty awesome.

Hey! The A.V. Club may be cannibals, and humanoids, and live underground, but they are not porn stars!