FOX News would twist and misrepresent things to make Obama look bad. As water is wet, and fire is hot.

Seems right that Patricia would show up in the comments of a review mentioning " larger-than-natural breasts".

I don't remember the movie well, but wouldn't they just be freaked out that the person placed in charge of their care, wasn't who they claimed to be? And they'd want to defend themselves in case he/she was dangerous, which isn't a bad assumption in that case.

It helps that he says it to a little girl, and not a boy, somehow.

True, but why would you want to get over the feeling you were watching David Bowie?

"…and Amy Smart is a woman who doesn’t approve of flicking dogs’ penises."

*nods at Henry Thackray while we walk down the street* *in slow motion*

Yeah, it turns out the "DP" in "DP Star 2015 Competition" stands for Digital Playground, not the thing we were all thinking.

We had a pair of those surgical scissors-type things, where there was a bridge between the two scissor parts with interlocking teeth, and you fix them together. So the scissors were seemingly suspended in mid-air, attached at their point to the remaining nub of the channel knob. A poetic image.

They're very well-trained, since there's so much crap written, but very under-used, since no one ever tries to steal it.

You mean Bush says his favorite political philosopher was Jesus, but whiffs on his favorite book being The Bible? WTF?!?!

So your mother inherited huge … tracts of land?

"The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?"

Emma Stone is hot enough; I wouldn't be able to handle the image of an Asian Emma Stone.

"Line?"

So you're saying he's … Wan Solo? Wan shot (the film) first!

"Kiss" and "Sledgehammer" can compete. I'd also add "Rock Me Amadeus" and "Walk Like An Egyptian", but that may be nostalgia talking (I was 11-12 years old, and listened to Top 40 countdown every week).

“Christian is a complex character…"

Um, parents were Tuesday Weld fans?

When I saw Golan save Dylan by causing the alien arm to spurt out of her chest, then grab its hand, I said "awesome". Which Dylan yelled half a second later. So yeah, I'll keep watching this show.