And other gay guys are lucky that he's gay, ifyaknowwhatImean.

Larry the Cable Guy has actually become quite wealthy after hitting on the right persona. I have no idea if George Hamilton is rich, he's just personifies it so well in appearance. It's like his existence prophesized the political rise of Mitt Romney.

So Johnny Depp's hat budget is $3.4 million a year?

It's Patton Oswalt's go-to example of how crappy music videos could be in the '80s. Somebody pitches "You're at a Renaissance Faire, and there are little people dancing around…" and Men Without Hats goes "Yeah, that sound great!"

Hey Steve, come closer so we can slowly drain the youth from your body for our own ends properly welcome you to the A.V. Club.

Upvoted for "Awntoowraj".

I hope your grandpa didn't have horrible flashbacks about Pearl Harbor. Michael Bay movies can be pretty nightmarish.

Recently found out Brian Benben managed to land Madeleine Stowe … and stay married to her for 30+ years. Guy doesn't need anything else.

Saw them in Milwaukee, and they were really good. Favorite moment was people yelling out (mostly ironic) requests, someone yelled out "Don't Fear The Reaper", and Louise busted out a verse and chorus in acapella. Lots of hugging between Nina and Louise, so looks like any feud they had is behind them well enough. …

Well, there's also this…

Hey, check out the weirdo who's into actual sex, presumably with another person. Stay away from the internet comment sections, you freak!

"He touched my breast!"

Really, the worst thing anyone can write about him, is he's not attractive enough to date Cecily Strong. And I imagine his reaction is "Yeah, no shit!"

I know 100+ years of inflation have made turn-of-the-(20th)-century wages and prices seem unbelievably low today. But The Great Brain series helped me put such numbers in perspective. The Great Brain's father, who published a newspaper, was shown to be one of the town's wealthier people, with a whopping $200/week…

He did something related for Happy Days, where Mr. C commissioned a TV commercial for his hardware store, and the director first replaced him with a handsome younger guy, then brought in Milwaukee legend "Hammerin'" Hank Aaron. Aaron just had to show up and people would cheer and applaud, but he was also pretty good…

Her Mexican agent must have coached her.

Hey, at my Catholic high school, we were and still are the Popes and Lady Popes (no mascot or "fighting", though). The Lady Popes basketball teams always make fearsome opponents.

The Fighting Quakers! A cheap, easy, yet awesome joke that had to be made.

You can tell that they're masculine men, by the way they immediately point out that they are masculine men.

I was all of history's great singing robots: Singing Unit 0.8, Croono-mat, David Duchovny!