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Don't you know Colin Jost's nickname is Che? As in Che Guevara. As in Colin Jost is like the complete opposite of him. You know, a big guy's "Tiny", a dumb guy's "Einstein", Colin Jost is "Che".

I haven't seen Ghost World, but could the two women in the museum sketch have been a kinda reference to Scarlett and Thora's characters in that movie? But more annoying and less interesting? The sketch wasn't much, but it was almost worth it near the end, when 1) we find out the two women didn't even know each

I just realized that she thinks people are mean to Robert Downey Jr. because they're jealous, and she's incredibly mean to women who sleep with black men, so…

And yet, she's pro-Obamacare, so…embarrassing occasional ally????

"Or, perhaps she’ll play some sort of mean government agent…"

"Drop and give me feelings."

But what if wnyxmcneal is an attractive teenager? What would that make you?

If Netflix would stop throwing money at shows, and direct it toward producing an actual version of the "maid" robot from Richie Rich, it would shoot past Apple in no time.

Am I the only one who saw the commercial like five times, before realizing it was Reese Witherspoon and not Anna Faris? It seems so much more an Anna Faris role, even considering Reese's Legally Blonde work.

Hey, the show wasn't "The Adventures of Pete and Pete", was it? I can see Michael Maronna being excited about doing his own stunts. And even if the wrestling wasn't realistic, "Pinned" was a fantastic episode.

"Death erection dick pic" will be the name of the next great rock band.

Maybe it shows at least some shred of basic humanity. Of course, it would have been better if they'd just not bought slaves, or freed them right away. But it would be something.

So he's a grower, but somehow in reverse. Still ending up with some big-dick bangin'.

I was checking out one of my fantasy baseball teams on a public library computer. I was researching whether to trade for a local power hitter who tended to get better in the second half of a season. But when I used the league's Player Search field to try to find which team had Richie Sexson, the library computer's

They had me at "Emma Stone in a tennis skirt", which, okay, isn't actually in the article, but who cares.

I can honestly never quite remember which is Salt and which is Pepa. I know one's a petite spinner and the other is a big girl in the best possible way. Both (and Spinderella, natch) really sexy to teenage me.

Not only is "Push It" an unforgettable classic (rarer in rap than, say, rock), but while looking through the band's Wiki, I realized I'd completely forgotten their song "Do You Want Me", my favorite rap song at the time. You're right about underrated.

I'd still hit that til my dick falls off.

He must have Hulked-out when he first saw Anthony Jeselnik.

And yet, it helped bring us David Letterman.