I stumbled across Melissa Scott when my TV remote numbers stopped working, so I could only go up and down. She is freakin' gorgeous.

Not every woman named Ashley is a stripper and/or does porn. But, yeah, Ashley's a stripper and/or does porn.

I'd already do anything she says; the gun is unnecessary.

Now you've got me thinking Justin Guarini is some kind of brilliant con man, who somehow bilked a fuckton of money out of Sony and others, off his American Idol "fame". And none of us noticed it, because we only saw him as a laughingstock. Which is what he wanted us to see.

That header picture isn't quite right. You can't see Tom's face peering through the window.

Princess Donna is awesome, and anyone trying to stigmatize her, can go screw themselves.

I didn't like the Mooney-interviews-kids piece at the end much. The awkwardness and confusion this bit produces seems to work better with adults. Beck Bennett's TV commercials with kids were much better.

Which is why Billy Idol only appeared in the "Cradle of Love" video as background animation, allowing the director to focus on that babe with the legs.

I do prefer the classic "hum a few bars" gag, but I'm sure "Google it" is here to stay.

Dammit, I was supposed to go, and loved PJ Harvey, but something came up, and I missed her set. I did like Live, and their big sound fit the venue, but arghhhh!!!

When my mom and I were driving my grandma somewhere, we passed the Rave/Eagles Ballroom (I live nearby). It was awesome to find out that my grandma and late grandpa's wedding reception was held at the Eagle's Ballroom, sometime in the 1940's.

What Do I Have To Do?

My friends were big Gravity Kills fans in the mid '90s, so we went to see them at the Rave in Milwaukee. Then we hung around for the headliner a bit before leaving. It's possible my friends were unaware of the headliner's place in history, but even if they knew, none of us felt like sticking around for a '90s…

"You know, there used to be this really talented defensive coordinator at Penn State. I always wished I was as good as him. Say, what do you think ever happened to him?"

Someone needs to start watching The Middle.

It would have fit in very well in the alternate-universe Johnathan episode.

Wow!

R.I.P. Peter Dragon.

It's worse than you think: they're sending over their most beautiful, charming A-Rabs. You wouldn't even want to shoot her!

His Dick Vitale previewing the Oscars (the Schindler's List year) was amazing. "Ralph Fiennes, baby! He shoots, he rebounds … he's a Nazi!"