Too much work. Let's just say we shrugged our shoulders and throw them in the gutter.

With Santiago and Diaz? Waaaay too much exotic sex appeal. It might kill me. So yes.

Claire did seem pretty into Luke's banjo-playing, in a way she hasn't been into Phil's…

"Oh. You're bald. And not in a sexy way like Sean Connery."

George Segal hopefully being the exception that proves the rule.

Republicans committing treason with regard to Iran?!?! Thank God that's all in the past!

♫ Come and knock on our door…..We've been waiting for you……
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his… ♫

Hey, I don't Asian women so hard!

My favorite Yogi Berra quote.

Didn't his ex-wife try to hire someone to kill him? That an ex may have tried to have Jon Cryer killed, and not Charlie Sheen, is pretty fascinating. Though it may be money-related: even if Sheen made 3x what Cryer made on the show, I'm sure Cryer had much more left over (shown by the prostitute/financial planning…

I could totally get addicted to a drug played by Lena Headey. No matter how vicious I know she'll end up being.

The way that dress split to reveal Mindy's boobs was ridiculously funny/sexy.

Sweet, I just signed up! "The Big Kaminsky" is going to blow the rest of you away!

Doesn't Pacino give one of his most subtle, nuanced performances in years?

"I was in this movie with Adam Sandler, who was surprisingly very good! It was called…"

"What do you have to offer her!" "Nothing. Only this."

Great, give him more cancer!

The A.V. Club

Hey, get a load of Mr. Two-Ears-and-a-Heart here!

Piece of trivia I came across while IMDB-hopping: Rachael Harris used to be married to the Naked Man.