Great visual joke: in the Accusing Parlor, first Cubert is about to accuse Leela, lights go out, and he has a sword through him. Then Scruffy, lights go out, and Scruffy ends up on the same sword as Cubert. Finally Nibbler, lights out, Nibbler's on the sword somehow between the corpses of Scruffy and Cubert.

I'm fine with Dana Carvey recreating his Strom Thurmond from the SNL skit.

I honestly read it as Elisabeth Moss and thought it was pretty fantastic casting.

That link to Weekend leads to a review of the Jean-Luc Godard film, not Andrew Haigh's. Try this.

That b**** Marge was just holding the Beer Baron back!

I can't wait to read Sean O'Neal's new novel.

I think England did something kind of like this a while ago. It didn't go well.

How did he sense someone had a light bulb up his rectum?

Adam, did you cast Noah Munck as Naked Rob because he played Gibby, the kid who kept taking his shirt off on iCarly? Or was that just a happy coincidence?

My mom asked for Heart's Greatest Hits CD for her birthday, since someone borrowed hers years ago and never returned it. Of course, Heart had two distinct career phases, their '70s rock (Mom says I used to sing along to Magic Man on the car radio) and the '80s power balladry of Alone. Each phase has its own Greatest…

Funny you say your mom got you knock-off toys. I started collecting Transformers when my dad introduced me to his (post-divorce) girlfriend. She bought me a present, not my birthday or Christmas, I never imagined you could get wrapped presents at other times. I unwrapped it to find my first Transformer, a red…

And post videos online, keeping score between drone and idiots? Yeah, I can see it.

And you shouldn't go fencing at night! Cause you just might hurt the gymnasts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I need to hear more about this early-'90s friendship between Eddie Van Halen and Kelsey Grammer.

I laughed so hard, I spit out my Coke that tasted funny for some reason.

If Philip J. Fry can stay frozen for 1,000 years before awaking, I'm sure TV frozen sperm will be just fine.

Yes, I also want to know if the couple crosses the threshold and completely steps inside the box, instead of hanging around the doorway.

With pornstars asking about the sex, and offering constructive criticism about technique. They might even accidentally solve non-sex related relationship problems.

OK, I immediately thought Louisiana (we just celebrated Mardi Gras at work), and it somehow never occured to me to guess the states nearest to Quebec.

Maine?!?!?!