You were about 15 minutes late to the comments. Some have already mentioned the short film Noah.

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Wasn't the bully's mom on Tindr? I figure teens would consider one of their moms being on Instagram to be lame, but not that dozens-worthy.

She has reasons … political reasons!

Whoa, he was married to Wendie Malick before he landed Kelly Lynch. Respect.

Sound good in theory, but she'd never walk upright again.

All you'd have to do is hide the stool behind a large dirty magazine, so they'll just think you're masturbating.

Hmmm, getting to bang Alicia Witt in the shower (and presumably at least once before that), but then she murders you? Probably worth it. I fear a long, painful death, but that looked like a clean kill.

Sometimes he would just look at his WENUS and think "I'm not happy."

MARRIAGE IS HARD, WE JUST MAKE IT LOOK EASY!

Will Ken Jeong and Bert watch Raiders of the Lost Ark together for Bert's first time? I was genuinely disappointed that Bradley Whitford missed out on that. I don't care it was just a TV show.

Well, I'm sure Peggy Hill's size 15 feet inspired its share of DeviantArt, too. I just don't want to check.

I kinda remember reading a description of an NPC leader with 16 CHA who was short, ugly, big-nosed, hunchbacked, and possibly smelled bad. They noted that his high charisma came from his forceful personality and magnetic oratory skills.

I remember Tina Fey saying she pitched an idea to Garth where he'd play a cowboy, and he stopped her and said he didn't come to SNL just to play a cowboy. So she tried to think of the opposite of a cowboy and came up with old French whore. I wonder, if part of her wanted Garth to fail, just to show him who's boss. …

It's even got a lovely little felony sewn right in there.

"After twelve hours and countless orgasms, all three of you beautiful ladies want me to make love to you … again? All right…"

Yeah, Idiotking, I hate you too!

Of course it is, by the 2300's, the French now clearly speak English with British accents (see: Jean-Luc Picard).

Then all someone has to do is write this up as fanfic based on 50SoG, change the names, watch it get really popular, then we can film it. Or just keep it as a book. What's E.L. James going to do, sue?

It was okay; Stella's birthday was coming up.