Forgot to point out the awesomeness of Lainey's dad ripping on the coaching talents of Dick Vermeil, who would later go on to lead the Rams to a Super Bowl win.

"Lainey’s dad apparently thinks that Noel is just an idiot…" You mean Barry, right? No idea who Noel is. Also, the scene where Barry tells Murray that he'll have to go meet Lainey's dad, their argument was so hilarious. I can barely remember any lines, but just the character work between the two actors was…

I know little about women's fashion, so I'll ask: could Sonia really put on one of Gloria's dresses and have it fit so, well, awesomely? One has an (awesomely) curvy body, the other is (awesomely) long and lean. Don't get me wrong, if the show bent reality to get Stephanie Beatriz in that red dress, I'm fine with…

You're right, we've been fools! Surely, the one who goes by "BarryWorshipsAllah" will know where to become properly informed. Fellow libtards, follow him!

Joey's refusal to watch Buffay the Vampire Layer, when he thought it starred Phoebe, was surprisingly sweet. But he always seemed eager to get a glimpse of Monica or Rachel's goodies. That's most likely the character inconsistencies that crop up on any long-running show, but we can also use it to ship Joebe.

You can only ship good, quality hatefucking for so long before you need to move on..

*gets caught reading book in public*

I searched through all the comments for the right spot to post this performance (starting at 2:40, or watch the whole thing).

Hey, Ripken was a good hitter with power, a huge boon for a shortstop. He wasn't Eckstein-ian at all.

Spade was fun in that, plus it was my introduction to Andrew Daly.

Badly Drawn Boy and The White Buffalo.

Wow, that's the first time I've thought of that sketch in forever! Dan Castellaneta and Sam McMurray as gay parents to Tracy Ullman's spastic teen girl.

The A.V. Club

It's perfect! When the DEA suspects his money comes from being a meth kingpin, punishable by decades in federal prison, Jesse can argue that he merely runs a simple escort service.

"Those morons. I said teaberry not sandalwood!"

Maaaaybe my favorite Bender moment ever: when Bender humiliates the nerdy robot in the theater, who noisily transforms into The Masked Unit, and Bender smoothly segues from mocking laughter to "Ah, I'm boned!"

The actress is named Chesty Ballesteros. I sorry, I mean Chasty Ballesteros. I mean Chesty Ballesteros

And I now want to see a "Real Genius" remake with Hyland in the Lazlo role.

"Wouldn’t Claire and/or Phil be all over Alex’s Princeton interview?"

Tell me it's as Walter Peck.