That Sean, such a snob.

Should stuck with the first one.

Crap, you mean Ana might be a reference to her being anorexic? That's horrible. I was fine with thinking of it as a reference to anal sex.

My brain turns "One Direction" into "One Dimension", and I swear I'm not trying to make fun of them.

You actually had me going to Wiki to see if that might be true. Hey, if Michael Nesmith's mom can invent Whiteout…

I was taking a college literature course during Seinfeld's original run. We were discussing Jane Austen and how her books focused on and often critiqued the little social niceties that help people get along. Our professor argued that Seinfeld did the same thing (it only seemed to be about nothing). I agree, and it…

So, stick to things like "Congratulations" and "We're so proud of you". Got it.

The sticky hand wapping against the fridge was the only thing justifying that sketch's existence.

White guy here, wondering if it's really that wrong to call a quinceñera celebrant a "Latina princess".

I'd have liked to have seen Colin joke "Mitt Romney won't be running in 2016, so I guess, no future sketch work for me" next to the picture.

A billy-bumbler is a great idea, Zack!

I don't think Gruner could do anything to stop Sherlock and Joan from investigating him; even trying to kill them or have them killed would have just brought police pressure. His firing of Joan, so that his lawyer could claim retaliation, was his only move.

Is it even possible for loud sex to be bad?

I wondered how Kitty was supposed to know what kind of ladder to bring: step, wall, rope, etc. But I'm sure Kitty would have figured it out.

Didn't they also say Zapp was a judge of the beauty pageant? Because of course he'd be.

A number of them will be, deep down, jealous of the militants.

Excuse me, while I go shower forever.

Though he's tremendously over-qualified and would probably outshine everyone else, I'm now seeing Bryan Cranston in the role.

It's Only Divine Right gets bonus points for reminding me of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me".

Crap, Jost dated Nasim Pedrad too?!?! I was jealous enough about Rashida Jones: she's beautiful, successful, maybe her dad tells stories about making Thriller, etc. Now I've got some white-hot rage brewing here.