I think I love the Topeka Today sketch so much because they made it so obvious where it was going.. "Oh, what a beautiful song." "There's more…", then the nasty lyrics. Shelton's slow drawl of ♫ Do they let you use your humidifier…♫ and you could sing along the ♫ …in Hell ♫ Bonus: I got a humidifier for…

If Mr. Jones is not available, I will accept a theme song from Spinal Tap.

I never thought to connect the fugitive hiding in a boat to the Boston Marathon bombing. I figured it was a misdirect, where Sherlock deduces he's on a boat, it looks like he's wrong because the marina's a dead-end, but then he's right cause it's a land-based boat.

I saw Kid Rock twice in 1999-2000, both times as an opening act. First time, he was still unknown and opening for Monster Magnet. He ended his set by going over to each instrument and playing it.. That was goofy fun. Next time, he was much more famous and opening for Metallica. He had two women in leather dancing…

"Or as the Indians call it, maize."

Hell, I was only questioning it because I thought it was a novel, not a short story (Wiki splits the difference by calling it a novella). Question: I would have just written "What is Metamorphosis?" Would that be acceptable to Alex and the judges, or would no "The" disqualify me?

"obamaLIAR" is a weak insult, but I do like "bozobot". I'll wear that title proudly.

"Why, why was I programmed to feel pain?"

Norm MacDonald wondering why everyone else was suddenly singing/dancing was perfect.

So Disney Channel's basically trying a live-action Kim Possible? I would love for it to succeed, but every episode will be much more likely to crash and burn than be awesome.

Well, last week's trailer had Sherlock saying "This means war", implying that Sherlock and crew would be going to war with the Brazilian cartel. Turns out, he was just translating a note they left. I would rather have that bait-and-switch again than have Kitty's attacker hunt Joan down in her apartment.

"My eyes…the goggles do nothing!"

I just figured all that single-stick training keeps Sherlock looking like that. Also genetics.

He likes rape. 50% more than the guy in Blazing Saddles.

Filthy awesome Sweden.

There are only a handful Neutral jokes in the episode, but that’s enough to make me wish we spent the whole half hour on the planet. My favorites: “All I know is, my gut says ‘maybe,’” and “If I don’t survive, tell my wife ‘Hello.' "Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert."

The actress who plays the neighbors' daughter, Tammy, is 15 and 1/2, though that 1/2 doesn't help as much as I thought it might. Between her and Ariel Winter, I'm so glad Sarah Hyland has been at least 18 throughout the show.

♫ It's a walking Tequila Sunrise…♫

She could look and dress like she did on Barney and Friends when she was 10-12 years old.

Maybe people lost track of him because Uncle Phil threw him too far out of the house.