I'm not even sure why they went with KK Chicken—they're not even adding anything by changing the letters to Crispy and Crunchy, they're taking away the alliterative flavor. It's very confusing, from an advertising standpoint.

"kooky, kitschy kids…"? Your coded racist propaganda can't slip by ME, A.V. Club, if that is your real name.

Um, OBVIOUSLY, that's because killing one another before the onset of the Gathering in NYC was, at best, a frowned upon means of hedging your bets.

Oh. Alright. That's neat.

So you say it will make us fall in love all over again. That's all fine and good, but where does it rank in terms of that sweet Laurel Canyon Sound?

You're doing god's work.

I agree with you; I was surprised that they didn't take things in a
different direction, mainly BECAUSE of that Shel Silverstein scene. I
always thought that was a very clever bit of characterization, which,
along with Cheryl Tiegs and his relationship with his sister (before
Screams of Silence of course), moved…

Orson?

My new favorite is Blackadder's Christmas Carol. It cleverly inverts both A Christmas Carol (by having Scrooge be the nicest man in town, who learns to be a dick), and Blackadder (by letting the various Blackadders win one for a change).

That makes four of us (counting my fiance). That's enough for an angry mob, right? Rabble?

Replace "Spielberg" with "Moffat" and I'm on board.

There are much worse things to believe in.

http://www.amazon.com/Chris…

Easily one of my favorite Twilight Zones.

Isn't Second Life thriving under the same conditions, though? Last I heard, you had to pay for the ability to do anything in-game.

I hope they make three final episodes, and play them back-to-back-to-back, separated by "Or maybe THIS happened…"

Orson Welles in Transformers is the type of role that SEEMS LIKE it should be on a Final Disappointments list, but then you watch the movie, and you realize it's actually awesome.

The guy from Tron who's not Jeff Bridges? Sweet, I love Old Jeff Bridges.

See, here's what I don't understand about comments about how much cooler John is in JL than Hal is in the comics—the John Stewart of the DCAU is a cocky, shoot-first-ask-questions-later military man in a conflicted love affair with a woman who might just be a supervillainess.

Sounds like U2 has found itself stuck in a moment, and it doesn't look like they can get out of it.