I'd add the trailer for the upcoming Jordan Peele movie Get Out. That trailer fucked me up a little bit.

cringing at that first sentence

sorry that not all rappers can be future

I'm going to have to disagree. This was probably one of the worst episodes of the show to date.

The more you think about fusion as a thing itself the less sense it truly makes for it to be sex at all, and the only time it even comes close is in the context of the forced fusion experiments.

Connie and Steven have fused multiple times. They are also children.

Steven Bomb 3: Direct to Video

Like Flying Lotus's "You're Dead!"? Or Yeezus? Or MBDTF? All of which have an A- on this site

Lucky you.

I find it beyond hilarious that the people that made that video decided that it was best to try to sell a JAY Z album by using two not-at-all-tough-looking white guys crossing their arms next to the vinyls

I know, but that one was super blatant. Plus the show has tended to avoid repeat references.

Don't think that's it, either. Think of Pearl and Amethyst arguing about eating while fused as Alexandrite or Connie's social anxiety manifesting in Stevonnie.

Anything that involves non-binary people is automatically queer. If you've gone to church enough times you know that (one MAN and one WOMAN)

I don't think so. Whenever Garnet uses Future Vision she puts her hands near her eyes, and that was what Ruby was doing when she was saying that she was "blind"

NO, that never happened, as far as we know. Stevonnie was the first gem/non-gem fusion that Pearl had known about.

A note on harmony: all of the fusions have comments on harmony inherently within themselves.
Malachite: a fusion with zero harmony, that are actively fighting against each other.
Alexandrite: a fusion who has no harmony while trying to eat dinner, but can reform to catch Steven and Connie trying to leave town.
Opal: a…

Nah, the FLCL reference happened in the first Laser Light Cannon episode, a pretty blatant reference to episode 4. Then again, you might be right too.

No offence, but if you've never sat on the edge of your seat before, then you've clearly never watched Gravity Falls.

I can see the Pearl X Robot Droid fanfiction now,,,

To clarify, I understand why people hate this show, but I just don't. It's not like it's Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood or something.