Ewe holdin'?

And caramel corn.

Fast One

I'd like to see their take on Commander Keen next.

Man (I think).
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I'll get back to you on that.

The "Blizzard Entertainment rep" is actually Conan staff member Aaron Bleyaert, who's typically Conan's sidekick in these segments.

Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!

"Cookie Puss, I will eat your soul"

It's very frustrating to walk down the sidewalk, see an oncoming pedestrian completely absorbed by their phone and unaware of their surroundings, and know there's a 90% chance they're going to walk right in to me.

Eww - I had a classmate in elementary school who would bring uncooked ramen noodles to school for a snack at recess. She'd cover the noodles in the powder from the flavoring packet first and munch away. Years later, I gave it a try and immediately started gagging from the powder. Disgusting.

Do fake junk mail credit cards count?

"Ando challenged himself to create a noodle that was durable but also tasty. He ultimately failed."

If my pug gets aggressive and has its jaws around an old lady's throat and won't let go, do I stick my finger into the controller to make it stop?

Aunt Selma has one hour to live!

Can't wait for season 3 of Halt and Catch Fire. It was great seeing Cameron and Donna front and center for season 2 and I'm glad to hear they'll be the focus of this new season as well.

They'd be more than happy to swallow [the cost of shipping] our loads.

Sold!

::kicks box of unsold Judas action figures::

♫Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann…♫

And what-not.