Be sure to remove your rose-tinted glasses before observing the blast.

>Found Space Jam sweatshirt in Basement

That Simpson, he thinks he's the Pope of Chili-town.

"Aquaman Thrown Back"

Competition brings out the best in people.

I used to think there was no way to improve Streets of Rage 2, but here we are…

Goddamn reactionary kids!

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His design was based on the comics version of the Crypt Keeper.

He is and he's a professional poker player now.

My name… is Fat Kid! *cocks gun*

Totally forgot about Double Dragon, which is just as well, since it stinks something fierce.

That reminds me, Batman Returns for the SNES was a pretty good adaptation. It followed the plot of the film fairly well, had a soundtrack that was pretty close to what was heard in the film, and it played great.

Mortal Kombat - it gets cheesier by the year but it's still fun to watch.

It seems appropriate that a post-Golden Era quote would finally destroy him.

Sure, it's trashy food, and sure, I'll eat a lot of it. Still, I'm always disappointed when my stomach throws in the towel.

"Cut the chatter, you big dummy!"

Wait, it's back up: AV Club sez: Ratchet & Clank movie is really really good!

You mean "breakfast club sandwich."

Ooh, that 1080 track is a great pick. GET DOWN!