I guess being that Star Fox is one of Nintendo's bigger franchises prevents them from just taking Star Fox 64, applying new content, and releasing it, but dammit, I wouldn't complain and no one else would either! When Mega Man 9 and 10 came out and they played exactly the same as the originals, I was like a Pigma in…

For the most part, I liked it too. It's a shame Rare never did a proper Star Fox game - the segments flying between planets were pretty solid.

They did that and it was called Star Fox: Assault.

They "fixed" that for the 3DS version. He says "genius" and it's just not the same.

::hologram of Billy Corgan's head appears on-stage à la Zordon::

Billy Corgan: Yeah… looks like.

Spoilers make me very angry, very angry indeed.

James Franco as New Lantern.

I have to pay to post on the AV Club. That's the democrats for ya!

That and immigants!

How very neutral of them.

I 'unno. Coast Guard?

Basil Poledouris à la the Conan the Barbarian score.

Cameron just thought his "Piranha" was better.

"Mmm! Pistol shrimp! *ronch ronch ronch*"
-Rorschach

Uh, sure, looks great. I'll definitely check it out!

Beard science!
Follicles and circle beards
Trimming never ceases
Beard science!
Buying beard wax by the ton
And combing all day long

I was introduced to Doctor Who through Tom Baker's incarnation and he completely spoiled me on every other doctor in the series. What's impressive is how engaging he is in the role and how he manages to sell each story despite the lackluster sets and special effects.

Hopefully they'll splice in footage of Shelley Duvall reacting to Fat Guy and Sheep Boy.

I think it'll be a shear delight!