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G.) Ozzie Smith is dressed in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt with a camera around his neck. He is holding a map to the tourist spots in Springfield. He is standing before the statue of Jebediah Springfield.

TRAINING MONTAGE

INT. MILLIONAIRE'S CLUB

ON TELEVISION

IN THE POWER PLANT DUGOUT

Fade In:

Hey folks - before The Simpsons (Classic) hiatus begins, here's a more complete assemblage of the deleted scenes/lines from the Table Draft of "Homer at the Bat". Enjoy!

Alright, it's been 8 hours. I think the only appropriate response here is:

Somya, auf wiedersehn.

The New Cum Cannon

Nudeswire

Alright, who's the bandleader for Late Night with Sam Barsanti?

Which was a sheer coincidence that the cloud resembled a man's look of bewilderment at that point in time and from that angle. Still, the cloud hasn't seen a dime from these adaptations and is suing.

Which was based on a troglodyte's confused expression.

Which itself was an adaption of an older British show called "Eh Wot?"

Really? That would've been neat to see Max Schreck in another medium.

"I found it! It was under the lawn gnome!"

So this treasure hunt is meant for teenagers?

Gee, I wish I had my own "the laptop."

I've run dry on old Simpsons scripts, unfortunately (and I'm a little too broke to spring for more). I might do another pass on "Homer at the Bat" and "Black Widower" - I think I only posted a few cut lines and scenes from those two in their respective reviews.