Who's Why?

Not sure why I read that as Pearl Smearbatter…

"Never Held a Baby (Without Dropping It)"

Trey Earnhardt.

Dunno, never took a Jocks as Rocks course.

Cool, another Janson Bourne movie.

We warned him not to use the helium tank that way.

Finally, I'm "hip" and "with it."

You mean Evil the Cat?

XXL-Wing

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Parkour Menace

Die Honored

Witches of Greenwich

You should sue Xbox Nintendo.

You don't remember? AV Club Calendar? 2013? C'mon, his photo was used for the month of September!

FXX

Whenever The Simpsons isn't airing on FXX, all the viewers should be asking, "Where's The Simpsons?"

"Aw Hell, I'll Just Listen to Bittersweet Symphony Again."

He threw a firecracker just before it had a chance to blow his hands off.

Wye Oak?