Christ, I look away for a few minutes and I return to see "Show 92 New Comments".

Geez, and I thought my year long game of Chrono Trigger was egregious.

I think I will today - Dog Man Star is on YouTube as well (huzzah!).

You can't keep the illiterate away from social media forever. And when they log in, I'm back on the web, with all my anal-retentive buddies!

I've got "Pantomime Horse" playing right now, coincidentally enough.

I managed to find the first album on YouTube, so I'm listening to that right now. I like what I'm hearing, so thanks for the recommendation.

I actually haven't listened to Suede before (as far as I know), but I'll check out those albums. I'm always in the mood for new music.

Let's see: Pulp… Blur… Suede… Ash… Gene.

This'll give us time to mullet over.

Hey, don't tell me what to do or there will be hell toupee.

I'm wigging out, myself.

Gay, filthy, and jaundiced is no way to go through life, son.

Clearly, you're not drinking enough while texting and driving.

(two seconds later) She's outta control!

It's a shhty article, alright.

When's Jerk Dik Around Day?

Hell, I've gotten to the age where I just plant a few proximity mines and go to bed.

I miss the era of gaming when 1ups were actually worth seeking out. Nowadays, I can just fall back on my last save point.

But it's so "bad!" Which back then, meant "good."

I Am Not Sam by Sean O'Neal