In this version, would the old man next door be coerced by Kevin to beat the robbers unconscious with a shovel or would he take Kevin out instead?

It's Home Alone but in a large suburban home in Chicago.

"I'm chafed!" - My inner thigh

Science rules!

WE KNOW-OH-OHHH!!

I heard LMONA sing.

Tour Guide: That's no moon! (light laugh) It's actually a 3 ft. model of the Death Star used during the filming of A New Hope.

Skywalker?… Skywalker?… Skywalker?…

*picks Alcopheliac up, wrings some scotch out of him like a washcloth*

I'm still not following.

THIS DISH IS SO COLD MR. FREEZE IS ENJOYING IT. GOOD JOB.

They produce the same *boink* sound effect.

You're not needed, Trebek.

"When I want boobies, I wanna see Starz."

NOBODY GETS TO BE THE CAR!

Superior, realistic British films, like those found in the James Bond series!

The fun shapes found in every can of SpaghettiOs did ease tensions for a while, as I recall.

I'm sure this has been brought up many times, but is there any chance for a TV Club Classic run of Futurama's first four seasons? I've always been a fan, but after rewatching it on Netflix recently and catching a bunch of jokes and references that I didn't catch the first time around, I've acquired a better…

Probably my favorite line from the series.

Called it (with similar cheap joke about the Monkees).