Thanks for sharing this, it's fantastic!

Wai?

Remember to drive on the right side of the road - the left side - and not the right side.

For 250,000 you can either get a mustache comb or a fake mustache.

Mine would be:

Stagehand: Which head am I aiming for?

I missed the original article, so I'll give kudos here to GaryX for mentioning the soundtrack to "The Adventures of Batman & Robin." It's one of my favorite videogame soundtracks of all time - the highlight for me is the track that plays over the Mad Hatter's first stage.

Yeah, my high school's lunch selection was infinitely better - the pizza was actually good and usually the first thing to go.

My elementary school was pretty small, so there wasn't a lot of options in the lunch menu. I usually stuck with the side dish which, if I remember right, was salad on pizza day.

Ay, 'tis true.

It's not a too-muh! It's a too-muh shaped parasite.

They were too much of a hassle for me. The breaking point was realizing that one of my eyes would routinely go bloodshot after staring at a computer screen with contacts in.

Eugh, I just remembered the horrendous stench that our school cafeteria would have on pizza day. I couldn't stand to eat those square pizzas and I love pizza.

"Uncle Alien Jesus, I know this word but what's 'cock?'"

Who's dying in October?

Alright, maybe I'm a little white.

Oh, for the days when you could post under a different name without having to spend time registering it first.

I 'unno, I see at least a little "pure evil" in those eyes.

I haven't cried this hard since Becky the Duck died…

Add "bath" to "tub" and you have my Friday.