He wrote a review of a book that wasn't finished.

That'll do Son. That'll do.

*Robocop tries to steal 3rd, realizes he's too slow and is caught in a tedious rundown*

You're at bat, creep.

words to live by.?

Executive: Get me Bea Arthur! And don't tell me she's unavailable!

Princess Leia: Diplomatic immunity!

His film will Trank at the box office.

I think I know what my next haircut will be.

Gas Station Attendant: There's a storm coming in.

HUH!

You will make a perfect addition to his cabinet.

"Do you know at which hotel Shigeru Miyamoto is staying?"

How many millions of dollars were spent making this piece of crap?

Forget it Jake - it's Dallas.

I pick "Toilet Paper Magnate".

All that for pocket change? Deal!

Do me next!

God bless MySpleen.

Ah har har harrr!! This treasure map points right to a cache of cracked Apple 2 games!