Hey, let him fi

We hope you remain upright for many years to come.

Kevin Reilly: Like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

"64-bit" my ass, Teti!

Ah, true.

I think "Flaming Moe" and "Dumbbell Idemnity" are the only Moe-centric episodes from the first 10 seasons, so "Flaming Moe."

Off to prison prison, man!

…will.

Amy is going to reveal that she's been an assassin for the CIA for the past few decades.

Is that to indicate you are a Cub Scout?

HBO = Hotels Blessed Offering

Once again, technology has failed me.

You know, I'm not even worried about my 90 year old grandmother dying because I know we have the technology to bring her back as a hologram.

"We will" - "do the fandango" - "cause we are the champions"

I've gotten used to waking up and seeing my old, wrinkled balls staring back at me in the mirror.

"Give me your strawberry, your mint chocolate,
Your hazelnuts yearning to be eaten."

At least he stayed in tuna.

What a bait-and-switch.

"I don't want Fuller's band to open for us! If they have something to drink, they'll wet the stage!"

I really thought he'd rise to the occasion.