I really thought they delivered.

Oops.

"Dad I don't any more of your vodka!"

I think my dad would understand if I told him that.

I loved that scene where he bit Hitler's weenie.

Now wait, let's hear him out…

The World Wars reduces global conflict to the story of a few great men — but mostly Hitler — but mostly Hitler.

They can put a man on the moon but they can't make a supercomputer that delivers the mail.

That's another movie I need to watch again. Too bad I don't have cable.

That's one movie I need to rewatch. It's probably been about 5 years since I watched 2001 in its entirety.

And his taste in music was atrocious.

I 'unno…

Well, except replace "wife" with "mother" and "accidentally" with "repeatedly."

Guess Marvel didn't think he had…

I think I'd still buy Paul Rudd playing a teenager.

Say what you will, but wiping my ass with the corner of a Kindle is divine.

Cat 1: *meow*
Cat 2: *meow*
Billy Corgan: *squeal*

Nice!

Yuck, Eternal Champions?

"I, She-Hulk, will commence smashing."