That was magnificent.

That was magnificent.

@avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus Doesn't Millenium just sample You Only Live Twice?

@avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus Doesn't Millenium just sample You Only Live Twice?

To celebrate this historic achievement, I am going to party with my Kiwi friends and play boardgames tonight. I mean, that was the plan anyway, but now we'll be doing it triumphantly.

OMG RETTA KNOWS @Spazophie:disqus EXISTS!

I laughed out loud at your second one and then everybody looked at me because I work in a busy office.

oh god the latter is the worst and you've just reminded me of how I called Mr Sutton 'dad' when I was 8 and now I'll never forget.

What's something horribly embarrassing that happened to you in elementary school that everyone who witnessed will have long forgot but your brain likes to remind you of late at night when you're trying to get to sleep?

I finish work at 5 today and tomorrow is a public holiday so I will have 40 hours to get in, form a group hug and get back again. Easy, I assume.

I think we should begin plans for an emergency group hug just to be on the safe side.

LIKED for deft L/Carrie comparison, SKIMMED due to the fact that I have not yet seen any of S2 of Homeland and am desperately avoiding spoilers.

Oh, that's easy, it just takes an inflated sense of self-importance tempered with a soupçon of self-loathing

Oh goodness Janine, am I your Kiwi, non-union* equivilent?

I found your short story to be gripping and eminently relatable, all whilst being written in a brief, punchy style reminiscent of Hemmingway.

Oh Janine, that sounds like a massive drag. If you ever want to come to Melbourne, Australia I have a couch that folds out into a bed!

I have too much going on in my life and I don't like it.

I had an ex who made Baileys cheesecake, usually using an entire bottle. It was incredible and I miss it, if not her.

I have a fundamentalist Christian uncle whose political beliefs constantly amuse me. About a decade ago I was watching Walking with the Dinosaurs and he walked into the room, decried it as evolutionist propaganda and claimed that "If we made a documentary called Walking with Adam and Eve they would never put it on…

Bart, this is a crazy person.